Hit 'Em Right Between The Eyes.

dude. this 30 year old guy came into jewel a while ago. he comes up to me and gives me a card. he's like "hey, my friend kevin wanted me to give you his number, and wants to hang out some time. i'm not some creep.. i've never done this before.. so here's his info on the card. this is awkward so i'm just gonna walk away... i'm ryan btw" LMAO. he was SO creepy. i don't even know what his friend "kevin" looks like?

i checked his myspace.. butt fuckin' ugly, 34yrs old. creepers. 

"kevin kappler."

630-776-9611.

myspace.com/kayeman74.

the writing is too bad to read his email.

i turned so red.. creepy but ugly old dudes.